Chapter 1
Egghead was a muscly professional wrestler who was in the final’s and was a scary man to come across. He had very long black curly hair and he would beat up anybody in his path. He was on his way to the stadium for a wrestling final but was playing FIFA mobile on his new iPhone and drove his car off a 300,000km bridge. Since Egghead’s iPhone was dead, he could not call for help while he was in the Atlantic Ocean. Dante, who was also very, very, very, very, very, very muscly, and was going to watch a plumber TV show which was being screened in the exact same stadium that Egghead was supposed to wrestle in. As Dante walked up to the stadium door, everybody said “Egghead, go get ready and warmed up.” Dante felt scared and surprised, but mostly confused as he got pushed into the stadium.
Dante thought for a moment, “What am I doing?”
The judge thought “What is he doing? Is he even ready?”
Dante looked around and knew why they were crowding him, he looked the same as the famous Egghead.
Dante yelled “Do you want me to wrestle!?” at the top of his lungs.
“YES!” Screamed everyone (including the flies).
The other wrestler growled menacingly “You have no choice”.
Dante could just imagine what he would be up against, and shouted “I need to do a number 2&a number 1”.

chapter 2
Dante went to the loo and thought about all that he could achieve from pretending he was Egghead. Free crowd, free medals and he got to wrestle. Dante remembered that, when he was Dante, he would always get bullied but now he could threaten the bullies. But then he started to be selfish and mean and he started to think he was the only person in the world.
Chapter 3
Dante was having a peaceful time until Anthony Albanese said “you’re late, Egghead”
“Oh, for what?”
“You know - the meeting for how much money you think you should get”
“Can’t I have it in 3 minutes”
“No, because you have already delayed it 99 times in a row”
“Okay” said Dante, thinking “I’ll enter the WWM (world’s worst meeting)”
In the middle of the meeting, the governor said “Who likes chickens?”
Amazingly, Dante replied with “BAQQ…Oh… Oh… I mean, Nah, why don’t we have a dirt bath? No… I mean a normal bath...”
After a while, Joe Biden figured out that Egghead (Dante) was acting strange and always taking a while to respond. Everyone at the meeting then surprisingly got a tour of Buckingham Palace. While they walked through the Palace, they found a picture of Egghead and it said that he died on the 5 of September which was today. Dante tried to faint but that didn’t make it any better. If anything, it just made it worse. People all over the world were watching for it was on every channel. People started booing him and throwing tomatoes at him. Dante was thrown into jail for an eternity but that didn’t matter because he died before he even got near jail. It turns out, people were throwing poisonous tomato at him not normal tomatos.