Mistaken Identities Intro
“I am so sorry Sir Lou Toilet Plunger. I promise to have those green sewage documents in by Friday.” Said Potty.
“You better or else you will be flushed down the toilet!” Replied Lou. Sir Lou Toilet Plunger was a pale tall man, who always carried a stinky red plunger! He was also the sewage manager of the P.U.S. (The Pee U Society, obviously.) And had a degree in scuba diving in sewers.
“Um, Sir…”
“Yes, Potty,” said Lou Toilet Plunger impatiently.
“The meeting of PUSATWO is on right now…” (Pee U Society All Over the World).
“OK, I will just go to the loo, I mean potty … ah, whatever!” said Lou in confusion.
When Sir Lou Toilet Plunger was done with his business, he realised that in the small, misshapen bathroom, Lou had accidentally locked himself inside it! Meanwhile at the PUSAOTW meeting office (in the sewers), they were waiting patiently for Lou. “Where is he?” asked the head of Sewage Management. She was a pretty lady with forever-lasting dirt on her hands. “We have to find a way to save the world from a sewage explosion!” PUSAOTW was a small room with enough chairs for the PUS members. Except it had a big hole in the roof.
In the other world above the sewage, a happy man called Luey Paint was walking to work. Luey did not have the most … exciting job, because his job was watching paint dry. He was the paint watching manager. It was as boring as …well, watching paint dry. Luey had similar looks to Lou, as in the same dark brown hair and chestnut brown eyes. All of a sudden, Luey fell into the PUSAOTW (Pee U Society All Over the World) meeting room!
“Ah, there you are,” said the head of Sewage Management. “Finally, Lou, you’re here. We need to give you a speech about how to save the world from the sewage explosion.”