There once was a pilot named Jared. He was a very skilled veteran pilot, who enjoyed his job. He sadly only flew budget airlines because his boss thinks he needs more experience at flying even though he was a pilot for over 20 years. After a while, he got bored flying very short distances on budget airlines and wanted to expand his horizons. So one day, he took a day off work spending plenty of hours trying to find a way to work with airlines such as Etihad, Qatar airways, Qantas and more big airlines. Luckily, after a LONG time, he found a way to work for Etihad online. He loved the deal because it said every pilot gets paid $250,000 per year, with a friendly boss? Jared had no idea why “friendly boss” was added but as Jared said “if the boss is so friendly that the article would add the boss being friendly, then the boss is probably one of a kind.” “Well, at least I will go to the Etihad headquarters in a few weeks.” So before he went to the Etihad headquarters, he practiced flying the plane from Sydney to Bali everyday until he went to the Etihad headquarters.

25 days later:

“This is it! The day has finally come!” Jared squealed with excitement. Jared had to go at 10:35am so he had to go in 30 minutes. Meanwhile he dressed in some fancy clothes, brushed his teeth for squeaky clean teeth and did a self check. Jared then left the house waiting for a taxi. After a long wait, a taxi saw him and pulled over. The taxi driver was acting normal until he noticed it was Jared. “Hey Jared! How have you been, mate? If you don’t know I am, I am a HUGE fan.” “Hey mate! How do you know me?” asked Jared. “I’ve seen you live on TV and you are known as the best budget flight pilot in 2023!” the taxi driver squealed. “Where you gotta go?” asked the taxi driver. “I have an interview with Etihad's manager and I need to go to the airport.” The taxi driver said yes of course in a happy voice. After a few minutes of driving, Jared hopped off the taxi. “It was a pleasure to drive you sir!” happily said the taxi driver and he continued with “I will tell my friends and family!”. Then the taxi driver accelerated the taxi so quickly that the car did a little wheelspin. Then Jared walked to the airport. When he arrived, he talked to the air flight controller about whether he could go to the United Arab Emirates for an interview. “Why of course pilot king!” proudly said the air flight controller. As the two were talking, Kinney spied on Jared while hiding behind a clothing rack from a fashion store he was hiding nearby. “Enjo- WAIT, the United Arab Emirates is very far from here! I will give you the Qantas A350.” For the readers that don’t know what an A350 is, it is a plane model which can go pretty far distances. After the two went to the Qantas A350, Jared flew the company owned Qantas and went to Khalifa City where the headquarters were. Unfortunately, Kinney followed them all the way, meaning that Kinney hid somewhere in the plane.

When they reached the air:

The plane was high in the air and so was Kinney. Jared didn’t expect anyone asking for service since he thought he (and the copilot named Ben) were the only ones in the plane. Kinney then did a stretch and accidentally pressed the call button which signaled the pilots. The pilots were obviously confused thinking that no one was on the plane. Kinney got scared so he moved very carefully for the next 10 hours of the flight.

When they reached Abu Dhabi - Khalifa City:

Jared was very excited and nervous when he arrived in Abu Dhabi. After Jared exited the airport, he found a taxi to ride in. The taxi driver let Jared get in for a ride. Jared put his bag in the rear trunk. Straight after Jared got in the taxi, the taxi driver started to drive away. Kinney immediately ran after the taxi, opened the rear trunk and climbed in. Meanwhile on the way to Khalifa City, Kinney took the resume out of the bag and replaced it with a fake one. The bag made a bit of noise but Jared thought that that was because of the wind.

When they reached Etihad Headquarters:

Jared walked into the building with Kinney sneaking in front of him quietly. When the two were far enough from each other, Kinney acted naturally. He was holding a bag that he got from the clothing store in the Abu Dhabi airport, Jareds resume and had a big smile. “Excuse me?” Kinney gently said. “Hello Jared, it's nice to see you.” the manager said. “Could you show me your resume before we proceed?”. Kinney then got worried and said sure. The etihad manager took a look at the resume and that’s when the problems started. “The face in the resume looks different to your face .Who’s the real Jared?!”. “Me!” Jared yelled as he came into the room. The manager looked down on the resume and said “Wow! It's the real Jared! Come here friend!”. “Can I come aswell? Kinney said. “I promise that I-”. “SILENCE!” I WILL SEND YOU TO JAIL” said the manager. “Bro, how did you know this?” Kinney sadly said. “It's a long story” Jared said. “You might have to go to the entrance friend, to meet the police.” the manager said. Kinney raged so badly that he broke a plant in the building. He then walked out. “Oh my god, how stupid that man was.” the manager said. “It’s fine, let's get the fun started up”.

The end