Chapter 1: the boardroom meeting
“As you all know, high tea is a very important part of of a garden party Ladies and Gentlemen.” Melinda stood poised as she delivered a stately speech. She seemed to drone on about the importance of the high tea at a garden party. Every now and then she paused to take sip of her her earl grey. Melinda perched herself on the armchair at the end of the long wooden table. Sabriel sat slumped at the other end,half asleep. While, Ed (or Edwardius) hung on her very word. Eulalie Hicks ever so curious, blurted out questions almost uncontrollably. Cinna started to knit the needles clicking .

Rome started arguing with Melinda throwing insults to her face . The two bean a heated exchange— about whether it is appropriate to use a porcelain teacups or bone china teacups. Rome furiously yelled that bone china was far more expensive and superior to porcelain. Melinda was firmly on the side of porcelain. Sabriel sighed and stopped the argument. “Just DO both!” Sabriel was loftier than both a reasoning, she knew much of the qualities and weaknesses. If this board room meeting was going to be like this… the garden party would be in a totally different tune.

Chapter 2: What the … car?
Parked outside, was a bright yellow car. Inside was clown. A large red button was fixed to his nose and he frowned through his binoculars. A large crowd of colourful balloons. Filled to the brim with air. His client seemed to not be going well…that’s it. Direct intervention. He marched in carrying a brown paper bag. Squeaky and squealing objects bobbed about in it. Sabriel laughed high and cold. No mirth was in her laughed so it seemed. Eulalie started to text someone, she could never focus. Melinda full of shock her jaw quivering hanging dangerously low to the ground. The clown squirted them down with with a large purple flower.A putrid smell wafted into the air. Year old pavlova and a million mouldy socks. The clown tossed a suspicious looking red thing in Melindas gaping mouth. Rome too. Cinna continued to knit.Dragons fire singed the roof straight out of their mouths. The Carolina Reaper rumoured to be 2,200,000 scoville units. Dripping with cold icy water, nose and mouth on fire. They went home angry and annoyed.

Chapter 3: The diary of A.N.S.O.M
In a certain Cafe… a diary was on a certain table.

Dear Diary,
A.N.S.O.M mission is going well. Progress to destroy meeting went perfectly. Hired a clown with XXX. Plans still underway to further disrupt the Lord Sydney Howard Garden Party.

However on another desk was a official looking letter…

Operation Moldy Scone
Objectives:
To target and disrupt the lord Sydney Howard Garden party
Must infiltrate board and cause as much trouble as possible.

Agents involved:
Agent ctrl - alt - defeat
Agent I’m peppa pig

Authorised By
ANSOM est.1777