With no other option, Johnny found his way to the back of the enclosure. He found the door and let himself in.

Three days later, to survive, Johnny was getting used to preparing for Big Beth’s dinner. He was waiting for the vanilla sponge cake to finish baking in the oven. He was enjoying making food for Big Beth too much. He was making gourmet meals that he would usually be making for people, instead of a crocodile. You name it, he was making lamb chops with nice mint sauce on them, pork ribs with BBQ sauce, tomahawks with mashed potatoes. In just three days, Big Beth gained 14 pounds, and Johnny Slim gained a manic gleam in his crazy eyes.

One week later, while making a wedding style chocolate cake for Big Beth, Johnny was working with unwashed hands and his hair sticking up in all directions, flies buzzing around his head. Ian noticed that Johnny was acting a tiny bit strangely as the first crocodile feeder of Big Beth - Alford Bluff - never made such delicious foods for the crocodile.

When Ian walked into the room, he asked Johnny:
“What are you doing making a big chocolate cake for Big Beth? You should be feeding her a RAW MEAT.”
“Oh, I just thought it was due time for a little change in the crocodile feeding society,” said Johnny in a polite voice, which was not the tone that Alfrod used to use.

“Well, you better start feeding her meat, or she’ll break out and KILL US ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!” screamed Ian as he ran away with his arms waving in the air.

That night, Ian went to the council of crocodile feeders to seek advice about the issue of Alfrod Buff’s unusual behaviour. The council discussed it and decided to question Alfrod about what was going on.

Later, they stumbled on Johnny making Big Beth a giant platter of steak tartare.
“Are you actually Alfrod Buff?” demanded Ian as he stormed into the kitchen with the whole Crocodile Feeding Society.
Johnny’s face contorted with guilt for he had been questioning his life choices ever since he started feeding Big Beth.
“No! I’m NOT!” He said dramatically. A gasp issued out of the surrounding counsel, “I have been faking it for a long time!”
The other reason Johnny broke so easily was because he was under a lot of stress because he had not fed Big Beth in TWO HOURS!

While all this was going on, the evil crocodile lay there on the surface of the lake, in its enclosure, its yellow eyes glimmering in the darkness. Then, in a split second, Big Beth felt a ticking of hunger in her stomach and launched herself out of the water and crashed into the glass, spraying everyone with glass and water. As she stood there, all 598 squared of her, drool dripping off of her metre long teeth. Then with a disgusting squelching sound, the real Alfrod Buff ripped himself out of Big Beth’s gigantic neck with his bare hands. Cheers rose up in the overcrowded kitchen.

Johnny Slim was sent to jail for impersonation, where he became the best chef the prisoners had ever seen and Alfrod Buff went out to start a new life, maybe as a shark feeder. He never wanted to see another crocodile - neither the outside nor the insides!

.The End.