Part VI
The next morning, everyone was getting ready to attack The-One-With-Too-Much-Power, or TOWTMP, OR Hyuiyuiuyuyiuiyuiyuiyui, but I’m just not gonna call him that, because it’s just such a pain!
Anyway, back to the recap.
We were getting our armour on. TOWTMP could attack us any minute, but now, out of all the minutes of the day, was only a 1 in 2 million chance.
If you swap the 1 and 2,000,000.
BLAM! BLAM! FSSSSSSHHHHHHH! IMITATION OF EXTREMELY DEADLY NOISES!
I’m really sorry about that. But if I DID write that sound, you would instantly die. The only way we survived is cos we had the best noise-cancelling headphones this part of the North-Western Dimension, or Dimension 345,987,422,678,890,349,764,598,023,996,793.
And even with THAT, we got an extremely serious headache.
Then comes the breath. It is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally stinky. Combine the 16 most stinky items in the world and multiply them by 1 million. That should give you an idea of how smelly it is.
Then everything went black.

Part VII
I opened my eyes, hoping this was all a dream.
It wasn’t.
I realised that I-and everyone else-were trapped in solid steel. I thought my unconsciousness had lasted a couple of days, but only five minutes had passed. There was no declining it. The quest was over. Officially.
Then came a spark of hope.
There was a possibility that one person could sneak out and maybe prevent something, but it would only be a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% for them to even get out of the spaceship. It was a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery slim chance. Still, it was worth trying.
Alpha was the obvious choice, but she wasn’t going to risk her life for this.
Seriously. You’re the 8th most skilled martial arts master in the world and you won’t do literally anything in the. Most. Pressured. Time.
So, then we took a vote.
I got chosen.
I got 2 votes.
Which was somehow better than everybody else.
The whole of the extra-verse was in my hands.
Which, in case you do not know, is 1 trillion multi-verses. One multi-verse has 1.4-2.3 million dimensions. One dimension contains 12 universes. That is 2.3 quintillion universes, or 2,200,000,000,000,000,000 universes.
The reference of you to the extra-verse is like a trillionth of a millilitre to a black hole. That ratio as a fraction is way bigger than the chance of me saving a speck of dust.
You get why I was nervous.
Part VIII
There was no, and I MEAN NO, time to waste. I got to Earth, the place where all the lawn chats were located, in a few seconds***. I got some info on all the lawn chats, and I found out that there was only one left.
***Or 3.141574999391892903923903293203658695959422920190392949390392838293848483801039493996742 seconds, if you want to be specific.
The Great Lawn Chat Temple.
The coordinates of which are 19°55'10.8"N 33°50'29.2"W. That is in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, but that is what you need to do to keep something as secretive as possible.
I entered, 3,453,783% cautious, as TOWTMP spies could be literally anywhere. If I was lucky enough, there could be some clues inside, as lawn chats can see millennia into the future, which they never reveal. Although, it was best not to get my hopes up; it was only a 1 in 10Googlplex chance that that would happen, and, after all, that day wasn’t exactly being my lucky day.
I walked into the main hall. All around, there were portraits and paintings of different things. There was a golden scroll lying on the floor which had a message:

Oh, saviour who finds thee;
Don’t fear a loss of me.
For finally peace will be restored,
Forever, more, more!
It might not be an easy path,
Can easily lead to despair and dark.
But on this quest, you will embark,
For a journey more, more, more!

“MWA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!” TOWTMP laughed. “YOU HAVE DEFIED ME, SO YOU SHALL DIE!”
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!